【#小學(xué)二年級(jí)# #適合小學(xué)二年級(jí)學(xué)生的英語(yǔ)閱讀兩則#】學(xué)生熱愛(ài)閱讀，可以通過(guò)閱讀激發(fā)想象。愛(ài)因斯坦說(shuō)過(guò)，想象力比知識(shí)更重要�，F(xiàn)在，全世界都在提倡創(chuàng)新，創(chuàng)新已經(jīng)成為了時(shí)代發(fā)展的主流，而想象力更是創(chuàng)新的源泉。以下是©無(wú)憂(yōu)考網(wǎng)整理的相關(guān)資料，希望幫助到您。
【一】

　　The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen

　　棒的事

　　Three old men were sitting around and talking.

　　三個(gè)老頭坐在一起聊天。

　　The 80-year-old remarked， “The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee.”

　　八十歲的老頭說(shuō)：“對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)棒的事，就是可以好好小個(gè)便�！�

　　“I stand there for 20 minutes， and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.”

　　“我現(xiàn)在都要站個(gè)二十分鐘一滴一滴地小便，而且還會(huì)痛，得一直跑廁所才行�！�

　　The 85-year-old remarked， “The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement.”

　　八十五歲的老頭說(shuō)：“對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)棒的事，就是可以好好大個(gè)便�！�

　　I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it‘s still a problem.“

　　“各種可以弄到的瀉藥我都試過(guò)了，還是沒(méi)什么用�！�

　　Then the 90-year-old remarked， “That’s not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp， I have a good long pee.”

　　九十歲的老頭說(shuō)：“我都沒(méi)有這些問(wèn)題。每天早上六點(diǎn)整，我都會(huì)舒服而盡情地小便。”

　　“At 6：30 a.m. sharp， I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m.”

　　“六點(diǎn)半一到，就會(huì)舒服地大便。對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)棒的事，就是我能不能在早上七點(diǎn)前醒來(lái)�！�

【二】

　　Good Fortune， Bad Fortune

　　好運(yùn)和霉運(yùn)

　　A frog goes to have his fortune told.

　　有只青蛙跑去算命。

　　The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says， “Aha！ You‘re about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you.”

　　算命師看著他小小的有蹼手掌說(shuō)道：“啊哈！你即將遇見(jiàn)一名美麗小姑娘，她想了解關(guān)于你的一切�！�

　　The frog says， “Thanks！ I’m going to run right back to the pond so I won‘t miss her.”

　　青蛙說(shuō)：“太感謝了！那我得趕緊回池塘去，免得和她錯(cuò)過(guò)�！�

　　The fortuneteller says， “You won’t meet her at the pond. You‘re going to meet her in her freshman biology class.

　　算命師說(shuō)：“你不會(huì)在池塘遇到她，而是在她大學(xué)一年級(jí)的生物課上�！�