【篇一】簡短英語笑話帶翻譯
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
老師：你愿意要半個(gè)柑橘，還是十分之五個(gè)柑橘?
杰拉得：我寧可要半個(gè)。
老師：仔細(xì)想想，說出理由來。
杰拉得：因?yàn)槟闳绻迅涕偾谐墒种澹歉涕僦蛽p失太多了。
【篇二】簡短英語笑話帶翻譯
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
一位學(xué)生對另一位說：“你的 英語 最近學(xué)的怎么樣?” “很好，我過去不懂英國人說話，可現(xiàn)在是英國人不懂我的話了�！�
簡單的中英文對照英語笑話：Get to the hospital 醫(yī)院要怎么走
An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused.
"Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"
The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!"
有個(gè)很健忘的人站在車水馬龍的十字路口正中央，那里有個(gè)警察正忙著指揮交通，而他不斷地去干擾這位值勤的警員，因?yàn)樗悴磺宄较颉?/p>
他問道：“請問一下，警察先生，可以告訴我醫(yī)院要怎么走嗎?”
這個(gè)忙不過來的警察對他說：“就站在這里，你就會到醫(yī)院了!”
【篇三】簡短英語笑話帶翻譯
Someone asked a woman, "I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dearmemento from some loved one." The woman said, "Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair." So the friend said, "Wow! You are so sentimental! But your husband is still alive. Is it necessary?" And the woman said, "Yes! I know, but his hair is all gone."
有人問一位女士：“我看你的脖子上戴著一條心鎖項(xiàng)鏈，這里面一定有你所愛的人的珍貴紀(jì)念物�！蹦俏慌炕卮鹫f：“是啊，里面珍藏著我先生的頭發(fā)�！迸笥呀又f：“哇!多么濃情蜜意啊!但你的丈夫還活著，有這個(gè)必要嗎?”那位女士說：“是啊!我知道，但是他的頭發(fā)已經(jīng)全部掉光了!”
