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　　【篇一】

　　Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?

　　John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理�，F(xiàn)在，誰(shuí)給我舉個(gè)例子？

　　約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長(zhǎng)，在冬天天都短。

　　【篇二】

　　Son: Dad, give me a dime.

　　Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

　　Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?

　　兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢(qián)。

　　父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢(qián)了，不是嗎？

　　兒子：爸爸，我想你是對(duì)的，那給我一塊錢(qián)行嗎？

　　【篇三】

　　Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

　　Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

　　老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎？

　　學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹�，還沒(méi)有人活到400多歲。

　　【篇四】

　　Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　Man: He is really somebody. What does do?

　　Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery

　　小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。

　　男人：他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是干什么的？

　　小孩：墓地守墓人。

　　【篇五】

　　Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him, "Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?" "No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket."

　　湯姆是個(gè)小孩， 他才7歲。 當(dāng)他去電*的時(shí)候，那時(shí)他第一次去。他買(mǎi)了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒(méi)過(guò)兩三分鐘他就出來(lái)了，然后買(mǎi)了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。幾分鐘后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)了第三張票，接著兩三分鐘后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)票。 一個(gè)女的問(wèn)她，“你為什么要買(mǎi)那么多票啊? 你見(jiàn)到了幾個(gè)朋友？” “沒(méi)有， 我里面沒(méi)朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門(mén)的時(shí)候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了�！�