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【篇一】
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
老師:我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理,F(xiàn)在,誰(shuí)給我舉個(gè)例子?
約翰:嗯,在夏天天都長(zhǎng),在冬天天都短。
【篇二】
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
兒子:爸爸,給我一角錢(qián)。
父親:兒子,你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了,不該再老是一角一角地要錢(qián)了,不是嗎?
兒子:爸爸,我想你是對(duì)的,那給我一塊錢(qián)行嗎?
【篇三】
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎?
學(xué)生:當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹,還沒(méi)有人活到400多歲。
【篇四】
Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man: He is really somebody. What does do?
Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery
小孩:我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。
男人:他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是干什么的?
小孩:墓地守墓人。
【篇五】
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him, "Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?" "No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket."
湯姆是個(gè)小孩, 他才7歲。 當(dāng)他去電*的時(shí)候,那時(shí)他第一次去。他買(mǎi)了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒(méi)過(guò)兩三分鐘他就出來(lái)了,然后買(mǎi)了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。幾分鐘后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)了第三張票,接著兩三分鐘后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)票。 一個(gè)女的問(wèn)她,“你為什么要買(mǎi)那么多票啊? 你見(jiàn)到了幾個(gè)朋友?” “沒(méi)有, 我里面沒(méi)朋友, 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門(mén)的時(shí)候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了!