【#小學(xué)二年級(jí)# #小學(xué)二年級(jí)英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)方法之搞笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話【三篇】#】如今，英語(yǔ)已經(jīng)成為了世界語(yǔ)，滲透在全世界的每一個(gè)角落，政治、經(jīng)濟(jì)、文化、娛樂(lè)，可以說(shuō)，我們每天的生活，以及生活的每個(gè)方面，都在這種語(yǔ)言的影響之下。所以，從小教育孩子學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)，是為了將來(lái)更好融入社會(huì)而刻不容緩的事情！以下是®無(wú)憂考網(wǎng)整理的相關(guān)資料，希望幫助到您！

【篇一】

Expensive Price

　　Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

　　昂貴的代價(jià)

　　牙科醫(yī)生：對(duì)不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

　　母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?

　　牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了

【篇二】

I Wasn't Asleep

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　我沒(méi)有睡著

　　當(dāng)一群婦女上車(chē)之后，車(chē)上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：“先生，醒醒!”

　　“我沒(méi)有睡著�！蹦莻�(gè)男人回答。

　　“沒(méi)睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

　　“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車(chē)上有女士站在我身邊而已�！�

【篇三】

The poor husband

　　"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

　　可憐的丈夫

　　“你根本無(wú)法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的難，”一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友訴苦說(shuō)，“她問(wèn)我一個(gè)問(wèn)題，然后自己回答了，過(guò)后又花半個(gè)小時(shí)跟我解釋為什么我的答案是錯(cuò)的�！�