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真正便宜的東西
after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回來后,提姆覺得應(yīng)該給妻子帶點什么禮物回去。
“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎么賣?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。
“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。于是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.
“還是貴了點!碧崮繁г沟。
growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
售貨員開始有點惱火了,就給提姆一瓶很小的香水,價值15美元。
“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是,”提姆說,“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西!
the clerk handed him a mirror.
售貨員聽了后,遞給了提姆一面鏡子。
漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物
we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon.
我們參加了一個熟人的兒子的婚禮。由于我們都不認(rèn)識那個年輕人和他的新娘,所以我們決定送給他們一個實用的全家禮----一個滅火器。很明顯,這對新人大批量制作了他們的感謝信,因為我們收到了一張卡片,上面寫著:“非常感謝您的漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物,我們期待著不久就用到它!