【第一篇：他就要死了嗎？ Is he dying?】 Is he dying?
A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.
Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.
中文翻譯：
他就要死了嗎?
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流淚。一個(gè)朋友走進(jìn)來問他為何如此傷心。那人哭著說：剛才醫(yī)生告訴我，在我的余生里都要吃這些藥片。
他的朋友很輕松地指出，許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥。當(dāng)然，男人回答說：但是他只給了我十片。
【第二篇：中間戰(zhàn)術(shù) Midway Tactics】 Midway Tactics
Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞) to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.
中文翻譯：
中間戰(zhàn)術(shù)
三個(gè)互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等著瞧好戲。
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：大減價(jià)!特便宜!
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：大砍價(jià)!大折扣!
中間的商人隨后準(zhǔn)備了一個(gè)大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：入口處。
【第三篇：如此長的狗 Such a Long Dog】 Such a Long Dog
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
中文翻譯：
如此長的狗
從前有個(gè)瞎子。一天，他正在行路時(shí)踩著了一只正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這只狗可真夠長的。
