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英文經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯

時(shí)間:2017-10-23 10:15:00   來源:無憂考網(wǎng)     [字體: ]
【#少兒英語# #英文經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯#】英文里面有不少的經(jīng)典笑話,一起來樂一樂吧!
Wedding or Not結(jié)不結(jié)婚

Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.

Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!

弗蘭克叔叔七十八歲了,富有而健康。他是個(gè)終生單身漢。他曾追求過很多女孩,但“從不過熱----見好就收”。一天他突發(fā)奇想,決定四處走走,去看看他那些接近一打的舊時(shí)女友。

他回來即嘆道:“噓!謝天謝地幸虧我沒娶那些女人中的任何一個(gè)。如今她們都成寡婦了!”