You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFool's Day!
你站在人群中，被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起的長(zhǎng)發(fā)，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說(shuō)：你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天可是愚人節(jié)哦！
You find one you love deservesthe love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!
你去找一個(gè)值得你愛(ài)的去愛(ài)，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無(wú)法勉強(qiáng)，有些距離無(wú)法超越，就像昨天我無(wú)法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了！
In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無(wú)憂無(wú)慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺(jué)永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉！有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的！
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “Go to hell.”
我對(duì)你的深情無(wú)法付諸言語(yǔ)，
除了一句“滾一邊去”！
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
嬌艷的紫羅蘭，鮮紅的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一樣美。
但紫羅蘭會(huì)凋謝，玫瑰會(huì)枯黃，糖碗空空如也，和你的腦袋一樣。
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.
愛(ài)是上天賜福，愛(ài)情多么美好，
可我與你同眠只是因?yàn)楹茸怼ｉ_業(yè)賀詞
If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I have committed heinouscrimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!
如果長(zhǎng)得漂亮是一種錯(cuò)，我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯(cuò)；如果聰明是一種罪，我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪，做人真難！但你就好啦，既沒(méi)錯(cuò)又沒(méi)罪，真羨慕你！
Toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?
癩蛤蟆追求天鵝，天鵝不屑地說(shuō)：我要是長(zhǎng)成你這樣早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那豬還活得好好的呢！豬聽了，覺(jué)得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招誰(shuí)惹誰(shuí)了？端午節(jié)祝福短信
If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長(zhǎng)得難看，請(qǐng)打 110；如果你身材不好，請(qǐng)打120；如果你脾氣不好，請(qǐng)打119；如果你覺(jué)得自己漂亮，請(qǐng)打我手機(jī)，詳談……
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的摯愛(ài)，我美麗的賢妻，
我這輩子就毀在你手里。
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
是什么激發(fā)了我多情的詩(shī)篇？
伏特加兩杯，酸檸檬一片。