"man oh man!" he exclaimed. "now that hurt!"
"charlie horse?" someone asked.
"charlie horse isn't the word for it. a charlie horse would have be a blessing compared to how this feels."
by this time, another worker had walked up to see what the commotion was about. he looked at the steel support beam and said, "can i help you with that?"
the injured worker replied as he pointed to his leg, "that would be great. how about massaging it a little while."
二：
fish kill
it was a cloudless day. the warmth of the fall sun made the day seem as if it would be perfect. yes, for me perhaps, but not exactly for the technician who was working on one of my laboratory machines. the technician definitely knew what he was doing and seemed exceptionally qualified except for one thing. he was no electrician. he had found a motor that he identified as being bad. the motor shaft was much too difficult to turn and he had indicated that this was a major problem. "expect two to three days for a new one to arrive," he said.
one thing my friend didn't understand is that when power is supplied to a generator, it becomes a motor and when mechanical power is applied to a motor, it becomes a generator. during the process of his working on the machine he disconnected the leads to the motor and spun the shaft turning the motor into a generator. disconnecting the leads in effect took the load off the motor, the leads being connected causing the motor not to turn freely. he looked rather perplexed to see the motor shaft spin so freely. for reasons unknown to me, he spun the shaft again and grabbed the wires protruding from the motor. i don't believe i have ever heard quite the string of expletives that this man let fly from his mouth. with his eyes widened he had to slap his hand loose from the wires as the flow of generated electricity locked the grip of his hand.
now this being funny all by itself, it evidently wasn't funny enough for the technician because he spun the motor and grabbed the leads again. another string of expletives that have never been heard previously by man were unleashed unto the world.
工作時(shí)的安裝一個(gè)新的機(jī)械,一個(gè)工人被解除沉重的鋼支撐梁以螺栓。他舉行了梁開始表達(dá)不適在他腿上的肌肉。
“人哦!”他喊道。“既然傷害!”
“查理馬?”有人問道。
“查理·馬不是的話。查理·馬將祝福相比,這個(gè)感覺如何�！�
在這個(gè)時(shí)候,另一個(gè)工人走到看到了騷動(dòng)。他看著鋼支撐梁說,“我能幫你嗎?”
受傷的工人回答說他指著他的腿,“那就太好了。如何按摩一會兒�！�
二:
魚類的死亡
這是一個(gè)萬里無云的一天。秋天的溫暖陽光的天似乎是完美的。是的,對我來說也許,但不是技術(shù)員的工作在我的一個(gè)實(shí)驗(yàn)室的機(jī)器。技術(shù)員肯定知道他在做什么,看起來特別限定,除了一件事。他沒有電工。他發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)發(fā)動(dòng)機(jī),他認(rèn)為是壞的。電機(jī)軸太困難,他表示,這是一個(gè)大問題�！邦A(yù)計(jì)兩到三天到達(dá)一個(gè)新的,”他說。
我的朋友不理解的一件事是,當(dāng)電力供應(yīng)一臺發(fā)電機(jī),它變成了一個(gè)電機(jī)和機(jī)械功率應(yīng)用于電動(dòng)機(jī)時(shí),它變成了一個(gè)發(fā)電機(jī)。過程中他工作的機(jī)器上斷開導(dǎo)致電機(jī)和旋轉(zhuǎn)的軸把汽車變成一個(gè)發(fā)電機(jī)。斷開導(dǎo)致實(shí)際上把電動(dòng)機(jī)的負(fù)載,導(dǎo)致連接導(dǎo)致電動(dòng)機(jī)不自由。他看起來相當(dāng)困惑的電機(jī)軸旋轉(zhuǎn)自由。原因我不知道,他再次旋轉(zhuǎn)的軸,抓住電線的馬達(dá)。我不相信我所聽到的串咒罵,這個(gè)人讓飛從他口中。與他的眼睛睜大了,他不得不打他的手松散的電線的流發(fā)電鎖定握他的手。
現(xiàn)在這個(gè)本身是有趣的,它顯然不夠有趣的技術(shù)員,因?yàn)樗俅涡D(zhuǎn)電機(jī)和抓起。另一個(gè)字符串咒罵,從未聽說過以前的男人被釋放到世界。
