1.幼兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事 篇一
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他 媽媽問，“發(fā)生了什么事?”
“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認(rèn)出來嗎?”媽媽問。
“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說�！八亩溥�在我衣兜里呢。”
2.幼兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事 篇二
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說�！霸俳o你兩分錢�？赡銥槭裁磳�(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣糖果的�！�
3.幼兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事 篇三
認(rèn)錯(cuò)
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的`時(shí)候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。
“John!” Teacher says angrily.
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.
“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。
“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.
“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學(xué)們都在笑!”老師生氣地說。
“No one is laughing.” Other students whisper.
“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學(xué)小聲地嘀咕。
“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.
“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。
“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfiedwith it.
“嗯，還不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是個(gè)好孩子�！崩蠋煘榇烁械綕M意。
4.幼兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事 篇四
畫蛇添足
One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it?
一天，獅子先生舉行一場(chǎng)聚會(huì)，許多動(dòng)物都來了，他們喝很多酒。后只剩一壺酒。讓誰喝呢?
They think out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.
它們想了想，有個(gè)主意。它們比賽畫蛇，誰快畫好，誰就喝這壺酒。
Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he drawsagain and says, “Oh, let me add feet to my snake.”
不一會(huì)，狼先生畫好了�！肮�，我畫好了，我是第一個(gè)�！彼f�？墒撬之嬃似饋�，它還說：“再給它加幾只腳吧�！�
At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”
這時(shí)猩猩先生也畫好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來。一邊喝一邊說：“那不是蛇，蛇是沒有腳的，我贏了這壺酒�！�
5.幼兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事 篇五
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。
