【#少兒英語(yǔ)# #小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默爆笑小笑話(huà)#】英語(yǔ)作為一門(mén)國(guó)際語(yǔ)言，應(yīng)用范圍越來(lái)越廣泛，而重視幼兒教育的父母則是希望孩子從小就能夠熟練運(yùn)用英語(yǔ)，為今后的發(fā)展打下夯實(shí)的基礎(chǔ)。以下是®無(wú)憂(yōu)考網(wǎng)為您整理的《小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默爆笑小笑話(huà)》，供大家學(xué)習(xí)參考。
1.小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默爆笑小笑話(huà)
always thirsty 總感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友說(shuō)：“我動(dòng)了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了�！�
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友說(shuō)道：“你覺(jué)得疼嗎？”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴�！�
2.小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默爆笑小笑話(huà)
粉紅色西瓜Watermelon
A fruit vendor in Philippines sold a watermelon to a woman and assured her that it was very sweet because it was red inside.
在菲律賓。 一個(gè)女人從一個(gè)水果商那里買(mǎi)了一個(gè)西瓜，水果商向她保證這個(gè)西瓜非常甜，因?yàn)槭羌t瓤的。
As she rode home on a bicycle, the vehicle skidded and the watermelon fell to the street and broke open, the woman was surprised to see that the fruit was pale pink but not red. So she returned with it to the vendor and complained loudly. “Madam,” replied the vendor, “when one falls out of a vehicle to the street, one can expect to turn pale. How about a watermelon?”
當(dāng)這個(gè)女人騎車(chē)回家時(shí)，西瓜在剎車(chē)時(shí)掉在地上摔裂了，女人吃驚地發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)西瓜不是紅瓤地，而是淺粉色地。 于是她返回去找水果商理論。 “夫人。 ”水果商回答，“如果一個(gè)人從車(chē)子上摔倒在地上，也會(huì)嚇得臉色發(fā)白。 更何況是西瓜呢？”
3.小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默爆笑小笑話(huà)
狗住旅店
一個(gè)人給一家他計(jì)劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫(xiě)了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很干凈很有教養(yǎng)，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”
旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經(jīng)營(yíng)旅館很多年了，狗從沒(méi)偷過(guò)毛巾，床單， 餐具，或者墻上的畫(huà)。我也從沒(méi)有在半夜因?yàn)楣泛茸砗[而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實(shí)際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來(lái)我們旅館，如果它為您擔(dān)保，也歡迎您來(lái)。
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
4.小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默爆笑小笑話(huà)
成功的關(guān)鍵
One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'
"What is cleverness? asked his son.
"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.
一天，父親教育兒子說(shuō)：“一個(gè)人成功的關(guān)鍵就是嚴(yán)守諾言和足夠聰明。一旦你給了別人，無(wú)論發(fā)生什么事，你都得實(shí)現(xiàn)它，這個(gè)就叫‘守諾言’�！�
兒子問(wèn)：“那么什么是聰明呢？”
父親回答：“聰明就是任何時(shí)候都別做這樣的�！�
5.小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默爆笑小笑話(huà)
兩個(gè)笨賊
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我聽(tīng)到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧！” 第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層��！” 第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信！”
