【#少兒英語# #少兒英語幽默搞笑小笑話段子#】學(xué)習(xí)英語不能急于求成不可能一口吃成胖子。兒童階段英語學(xué)習(xí)對孩子來說工作量還是很大的，孩子不可能一口吃成胖子，也沒有捷徑可走。如果真要找個捷徑的話，那就是讓孩子輕松、愉快地學(xué)習(xí)，但是時間和精力是必須付出的。如果抱有“速成”的心態(tài)，就要適得其反了。以下是©無憂考網(wǎng)為您整理的《少兒英語幽默搞笑小笑話段子》，供大家查閱。

1.少兒英語幽默搞笑小笑話段子

what time it is　現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了

The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."

兩個男孩子在后院露營，他們不知道到了晚上幾點(diǎn)鐘。于是，一個男孩對另外一個說：“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”

"How will that help?" said the second boy.

“那就會知道時間嗎?”第二個男孩問。

"Just do it," insisted the first.

“只管唱吧�！钡谝粋�堅持道。

Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居打開窗戶喊道：“小聲點(diǎn)!你們不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)嗎?”

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3.少兒英語幽默搞笑小笑話段子

誰都沒空

I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the light on in theshed. She could see from the bedroom window.

那天晚上，我剛要上 床睡覺，妻子告訴我說我沒有關(guān)儲藏室的燈，她從臥室的窗戶看見那還亮著。

As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I phoned thepolice, but they told me that no one was in this area to help at this time, but they would sendsomeone over as soon as they were available.

我也透過窗戶朝那邊看，發(fā)現(xiàn)有幾個人正在偷東西。我趕忙報警，但是警察局說現(xiàn)在沒有警察在我家的這片位置，他們一有了人手就馬上派過來。

I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back. "Hello. I just calledyou a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry aboutthem now cause I've shot them all."

我說沒問題，然后掛了電話，等了一分鐘，又給他們打過去：“警察局嗎，一分鐘以前我打過電話來，我告訴你說有人正在我家的儲藏室偷東西。但是現(xiàn)在沒事了，因?yàn)槲覄倓傞_槍把他們都打死了�！�

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit,the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: "I thoughtyou said that you'd shot them!" I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

隨后，五分鐘之內(nèi)有六輛警車來到了我家，警報也響了。當(dāng)然，他們當(dāng)場抓住了竊賊。有個警察對我說：“我記得你說你把他們都打死了。”我回答道：“我記得你說現(xiàn)在誰都沒空�！�

4.少兒英語幽默搞笑小笑話段子

A Smart Parrot 聰明的鸚鵡

A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings1. "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.

"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.

"I fall off my perch2 you fool!!" screeches3 the parrot.

有個人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那里，他看見有只鸚鵡的左腿被紅線系住，右腿則被綠線系住。對此他感到不解，于是他問該店的老板，老板回答說：“這只鸚鵡受過特殊的訓(xùn)練。如果拉紅線，它就講 法語，拉綠線，它則講德語�！�

這個好奇的人接著問，“要是我兩條線都拉，會怎么樣呢?”

“我就會掉下來了，你這個傻瓜!!”鸚鵡尖叫著說。

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Who Is the Laziest 誰懶

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, father.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom: Our teacher, father.

父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰懶?

湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。