【#少兒英語# #幼兒簡短幽默爆笑英語小笑話#】英語作為一門國際語言，應(yīng)用范圍越來越廣泛，而重視幼兒教育的父母則是希望孩子從小就能夠熟練運(yùn)用英語，為今后的發(fā)展打下夯實(shí)的基礎(chǔ)。以下是®無憂考網(wǎng)為您整理的《幼兒簡短幽默爆笑英語小笑話》，供大家學(xué)習(xí)參考。

1.幼兒簡短幽默爆笑英語小笑話

Who Is the Laziest 誰懶
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰懶?
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

2.幼兒簡短幽默爆笑英語小笑話

Three Turtles 三只烏龜
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。于是大的那只烏龜對小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”
小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
“我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說。
兩年后，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

3.幼兒簡短幽默爆笑英語小笑話

為什么鼻青臉腫Black eyes
A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”
The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?”
“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”

4.幼兒簡短幽默爆笑英語小笑話

Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of theVirgin and the baby Jesus.
姐妹倆在看一本宗教畫冊時，剛好看到一幅圣母瑪利亞和圣嬰耶穌的圖畫。
"See there," said the older sister, "that's Jesus, and that's his mother."
姐姐說：“瞧，這是耶穌，這是他的媽媽。”
"Where's his dad?" the younger girl wanted to know.
“他的爸爸在哪里?”妹妹想知道。
Her sister thought for a moment and explained, "Oh, he's taking the picture."
姐姐想了一會兒，解釋道：“噢，他正在拍照。”

5.幼兒簡短幽默爆笑英語小笑話

The Fox and the Tiger(狐貍和老虎)
An Archer, hunting in the woods, was so successful with his arrows that he killed many of the wild animals. This frightened the rest so much that they ran into the densest part of the bushes to hide. At last the Tiger stood up, and pretending to be very brave, told the other animals not to be afraid anymore, but to rely on his courage, and he would attack the enemy on his own. While he was talking, and lashing his tail and tearing at the ground with his claws to impress the others, an arrow came and pierced his ribs. The Tiger howled with pain.
While he was trying to draw out the arrow with his teeth the Fox went up to him and asked, in surprise, whoever had the strength and courage to wound such a brave and mighty beast as the Tiger?
"Nay," said the Tiger, "I misjudged my enemy. It was that unbeatable man over there!"
MORAL: Knowledge is power.
狐貍和老虎
一個射手正在森林里打獵。他的箭法好極了，射死了許多野獸。這可大大地嚇壞了余下的動物，它們都跑到茂盛的灌木叢中躲藏起來。后，老虎站了起來，裝著非常勇敢的樣子叫其余的動物相信它的勇敢，不必再害怕。它將獨(dú)個兒向敵人進(jìn)攻。它一邊說著，一邊甩動著它的尾巴，并用它的爪子刨著地上的泥土，想使別人更信任它。就在這時，一枝箭飛來，刺穿了他的肋骨，老虎頓時痛得吼叫起來。
正當(dāng)它盡力用牙齒拔出身上的箭時，狐貍走上前來吃驚地問道：“誰能有這樣的力氣和膽量來傷害象老虎這樣勇敢而強(qiáng)有力的野獸呢?”
“不，”老虎說，“我錯誤地判斷了我的敵人，是那邊那個不可戰(zhàn)勝的人打敗了我。”