【篇一】有趣幽默的英語(yǔ)句子閱讀
01. 人生的遺憾莫過(guò)于錯(cuò)誤地堅(jiān)持了不該堅(jiān)持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be
insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The
Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 懷才就像懷孕，時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了才能看出來(lái)。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 還能沖動(dòng)，表示你還對(duì)生活有激情，總是沖動(dòng)，表示你還不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on
impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我問(wèn)一個(gè)在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志銘打算寫(xiě)點(diǎn)啥?”他說(shuō)：“我解決了住房問(wèn)題!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20
years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I
have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 媽媽說(shuō)人不要錯(cuò)過(guò)兩樣?xùn)|西，最后一班回家的車(chē)和一個(gè)深?lèi)?ài)你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the
person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買(mǎi)基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds
if you get it.
08. 好的愛(ài)情是你透過(guò)一個(gè)男人看到世界，壞的愛(ài)情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the
world for a man.
09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒(méi)帶過(guò)兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the
army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因?yàn)槟愕谋澈笥嘘?yáng)光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because
sunshine is at your back.
【篇二】有趣幽默的英語(yǔ)句子閱讀
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
開(kāi)始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車(chē)。后來(lái)我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個(gè)路數(shù)。于是老子偷了一輛然后求上帝寬恕。
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠(yuǎn)不能戰(zhàn)勝一個(gè)純SB，因?yàn)樗麜?huì)把你的智商拉到跟他個(gè)水平，然后用豐富的經(jīng)驗(yàn)打敗你.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以為我想要的是職業(yè)，結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)我只是想要工資。
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直譯：知識(shí)就是說(shuō)你知道西紅柿是一種水果;智慧就好似不要把它放進(jìn)水果沙拉里。
意譯a：知識(shí)就是告訴你說(shuō)應(yīng)該把雞蛋放進(jìn)籃子，智慧則是叫你不要把所有雞蛋都放進(jìn)一個(gè)籃子。
意譯b：所謂知識(shí)就是知道韓少和小四都屬于80后，但智慧告訴你最終還是男女有別。
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅著咱們呢，大伙好歹喜感點(diǎn)吧!
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫們走路和說(shuō)話。然后你再花16年教丫們坐定和閉嘴。
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says"If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
當(dāng)我填表的時(shí)候，有一項(xiàng)是“緊急情況聯(lián)系：” 我填上了“醫(yī)生”，到時(shí)候我媽能幫上什么忙?!
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
直譯：小孩子要中間名，純粹是為了讓他知道他啥時(shí)候真的有麻煩了。
意譯：起個(gè)全名就為了揍孩子前可以底氣十足地喊出來(lái)。
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
跳樓的時(shí)候，“啊——”的時(shí)候還沒(méi)死， “啪!”那才是死了。
【篇三】有趣幽默的英語(yǔ)句子閱讀
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻煩沒(méi)來(lái)找你，就別去自找麻煩。
第一、四個(gè)trouble是動(dòng)詞，第二、三個(gè)trouble是名詞。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我認(rèn)為那個(gè)學(xué)生寫(xiě)在黑板上的那個(gè)“that”是錯(cuò)誤的。
第一個(gè)that是連詞，引起賓語(yǔ)從句;第二、五個(gè)that是指示代詞“那個(gè)”;第三個(gè)that在這兒相當(dāng)于名詞;第四個(gè)that是關(guān)系代詞，引起定語(yǔ)從句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
我們必須團(tuán)結(jié)在一起，否則我們將被一個(gè)個(gè)絞死。
這是一句雙關(guān)語(yǔ)。前面的hang together是“團(tuán)結(jié)一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過(guò)了一只懶惰的狗。
這個(gè)句子包含了英語(yǔ)中的26個(gè)字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?
這是一句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。類(lèi)似于“上海自來(lái)水來(lái)自海上�！�
7. 上聯(lián)：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china.
去中國(guó)買(mǎi)瓷器，中國(guó)有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器。
下聯(lián)：Go front door buy front door, front door no front door,behind door with front door.
到前門(mén)買(mǎi)前門(mén)，前門(mén)沒(méi)前門(mén)，后門(mén)有前門(mén)。
這是一副對(duì)仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對(duì)聯(lián)。下聯(lián)中的第二、四、五個(gè)“前門(mén)”指“大前門(mén)”香煙。
8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
這是一種文字簡(jiǎn)化游戲。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存還是毀滅，那是一個(gè)問(wèn)題。)
9. He never saw a saw saw a saw.
他從來(lái)沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)一把鋸子鋸另一把鋸子。
第一個(gè)saw是動(dòng)詞see的過(guò)去時(shí)，第二和第四個(gè)saw帶有不定冠詞"a"在前，是名詞"鋸子",第三個(gè)saw是動(dòng)詞"鋸"。
