【篇一】超級(jí)搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話小短文
給予與提取
My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind' her,"My children are in their 20's，and I'm still giving them money. When does it end?"
我的朋友為其子女的光臨做著一些準(zhǔn)備工作。這些工作當(dāng)然包括要到銀行去一超。當(dāng)她在出納員的窗外排隊(duì)等候時(shí)，她對(duì)她身后的一位中年男子說:“我的孩子們都20多歲了，可我仍然得給他們錢。這種事什么時(shí)候才算完呢?”
"I'm not sure，"the man replied while glancing uncomfortably at a paper in his hand，"but I`m not the one to ask. I'm here to deposit a check my mother gave me."
“我可不知道�！蹦俏荒凶舆吇卮疬叢话驳乜粗掷锬弥哪菑埣��！拔铱刹皇悄阍搯柕娜�，我到這兒是來支取我媽媽給我的支票的�！�
【篇二】超級(jí)搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話小短文
妻子的欲望
A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.
一位女士在與他的丈夫購(gòu)物時(shí)，她意識(shí)到她該為她的灰白頭發(fā)買些染發(fā)水了。
"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff ,"complained the husband."and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"
她丈夫抱怨說:“你什么時(shí)候才能停止買那些昂貴的東西，而讓你的頭發(fā)長(zhǎng)成像芭芭拉.布什(總統(tǒng)夫人)的頭發(fā)那樣灰白呢?”
"The day that you're inaugurated,"the wife replied.
“那就要等到你就職的那天了�！逼拮诱f。
【篇三】超級(jí)搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話小短文
一物降一物”
"It's annoying when my dentist starts up a conversation while he's working on my teeth，"one guy said to another.
一個(gè)人對(duì)另一個(gè)人說:“當(dāng)我的牙醫(yī)陪我看牙時(shí)，他總是跟我聊天。這真讓我心煩�！�
"I know just what you mean，”replied his friend. "But my Uncle Edgar used to drive this dentist crazy.'
他的朋友回答說:“我明白你的意思，但我的叔叔艾德加就曾使這位牙醫(yī)不知所措。”
"How so?"
“怎么會(huì)這樣呢?”
"He was a ventriloquist."
“他是個(gè)口技演員�！�
